Description
You’ve been a winner since day one — literally. Our “Certified Racer Rank #1” tee celebrates your greatest (and first) victory with a proudly ridiculous design featuring a champion sperm. It’s bold, it’s stupid, and it’s scientifically accurate. Perfect for parties, gag gifts, or anyone confident enough to flex their natural-born speed. Soft, durable, and guaranteed to make biology teachers and your mom uncomfortable.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
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