About us
We make bold, meme-inspired shirts and hoodies for people who love to laugh at the wrong moments and wear it proudly. Every design is printed on demand, keeping waste low and chaos high.
Our humor lives somewhere between “did they really print that?” and “I’m buying two.” Whether you’re into internet jokes, dark humor, or everyday sarcasm, we’ve got something that says exactly what you’re thinking — so you don’t have to.
No fake inspiration quotes. No corporate vibes. Just quality apparel, fast shipping, and a little too much honesty.
At NPC Junk, we believe humor should be worn loud, laughed at often, and never taken too seriously.
Frequently asked questions
How long does shipping take?
Orders are typically processed and shipped within 3–7 business days.
Once shipped, delivery usually takes 3–5 business days within the U.S.
You’ll get a tracking email as soon as your order is on the way.
Translation: you’ll have your new favorite shirt faster than your next bad decision.
Do you ship internationally?
Not yet — U.S. only for now. We’ll expand soon once we finish arguing with customs.
Can I return or exchange an item?
No returns or exchanges unless your item arrives damaged or defective.
If that happens, email npcjunkofficial@gmail.com within 7 days with your order number and a photo, and we’ll take care of it.
My item arrived damaged. What do I do?
Email us at npcjunkofficial@gmail.com within 7 days with a photo and your order number.
We’ll verify it and send a replacement or refund. Easy.
Can I cancel my order?
Orders go into production pretty quickly, but you have around 24 hours before you can cancel. After that we can’t cancel once they’re being printed.
Check your details carefully before confirming your order.
What if I ordered the wrong size?
Since everything is made to order, we can’t offer size exchanges — so double-check that size chart before you hit “buy.”
If it helps: our shirts are true to size unless your gym membership is just “for vibes.”
How do I wash my shirt?
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Keep it simple:
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Wash cold, inside out.
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Tumble dry low (or air dry if you’re fancy).
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Don’t iron directly on the print — unless you like melted regret.
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Do you make custom designs?
If you’ve got a wild idea, Request Here and we’ll see if we can make it happen (within reason — and the law).
Is your stuff comfortable?
Yes — surprisingly so.
Our shirts and hoodies are soft, durable, and built for everyday chaos.
Why "NPC Junk"?
Because everyone’s an NPC in someone else’s story. Might as well look good while glitching through life.