Description
Because sometimes survival is about vibes, not finances. Our “I Survived the Government Shutdown (My Bank Didn’t)” tee is for everyone who’s powered through chaos, empty accounts, and pure sarcasm. It’s the perfect mix of political humor and broke-person pride — soft, comfy, and painfully relatable. Great for office banter, social media posts, or crying at tax time in style.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
























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